acting cool around ur crush
Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.
Spreading the word.
My mother used to grab the hand touching her butt, lift it in the air and shout “Does this hand belong to anybody? Anybody lost it?”
When you know how quiet and laid back she usually is, this is a pretty big deal
WHAT UP BITCHES? IT’S A MOTHERFUCKIN GIVEAWAY
Did you hear the news? I hit a thousand followers. What a ridiculous number, right? So I figured i’d hold a giveaway and hand out some free stuff.
So given that Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter are what I seem to be blogging about the most these days (sorry about that), the prizes are as follows:
- First Prize: 1 (one) shirt from the Rooster Teeth Store. Any standard shirt you’d like. I’ll contact the winner to find out what size they want.
- Second Prize: 1 (one) poster from the Rooster Teeth Store.
- Third Prize: 1 (one) deck of cards and either a set of 2 (two) slap bands OR a RWBY button pack from the Rooster Teeth Store. (Okay yes all the prizes are from the RT store, you get the point, right?)
If the giveaway gets a bunch of interest i’ll consider adding on a few more prizes.
Now rules? Yeah okay, rules:
- Likes and reblogs count as entries. There’s no limit on the amount of entires you can have so go ahead and reblog to your hearts content. Just be mindful of spamming your followers.
- Must be following me (handpickedhappiness) sorry to sound snooty but this is a giveaway for my followers. Jump on board with the other 1000 losers.
- You’ve got to be comfortable with giving me your name and address for shipping purposes.
- No giveaway blogs. I’ll be checking.
- You can enter until the 18th of July 12:00am AEST (Australian Eastern Standard Time) because that’s my birthday /hint hint/.
- I’ll be picking a winner using a random number generator. (Obviously if one person is picked for more than one prize i’ll draw another winner.)
So there you have it.
Thanks so much to the (unbelievable amount) of people who’ve been following me. I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there are 1000 of you!
on this oscar night it is your solemn duty to never forget that 2000’s matthew mconaughey happened
WHY IS HE LEANING ON EVERYTHING? DOSEN’T HE HAVE AN OSCAR TO LEAN ON?
Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14
(x) Out of all the possible food items.
Pixel Achievement Hunter! (◡‿◡✿)
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie